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$VLAD
One name. Say it twice in the mirror.
Buy $VLAD
Vlad Tenev remembers when people thought he was just a young joker. He said it out loud on the latest podcast. $VLAD is that line, minted on the chain he built.
TBA — dropping soon
Exhibit A
The latest podcast appearance. Skip to 12:13 — that's where he says it. Sound on.
Starts at 12:13
$VLAD
Origin
In his latest podcast appearance, Vlad Tenev looked back at the early days and remembered when people thought he was just a young joker.
The tape · 12:13
That's the whole coin. Not a whitepaper, not a committee — one line, said out loud, about the years when nobody took him seriously.
$VLAD is that line minted on the chain he built. A name people used as an insult, worn like a purple suit.
The Numbers
No tricks up the sleeve. Look for yourself.
$VLAD
One name. Say it twice in the mirror.
Robinhood
Native. Where the neon sign points.
TBA
Fixed at launch. No printer in the back room.
TBA
Buy, sell, laugh. Confirmed at launch.
TBA — dropping soon
Four steps
If you can order a coffee, you can do this.
Set up a wallet that supports the Robinhood chain and back up your seed phrase somewhere the clown can't reach.
Send the chain's native gas token to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees — jokes aren't free.
Copy the $VLAD contract address from this page and paste it into your swap. Verify every character.
Confirm the trade. Welcome to the circus — the good seats are up front.
Only trust the contract address posted here and on @YoungJokerRH. Everything else is a costume.
Roadmap
Every good joke has a setup, a turn, and a punchline.