Young
Joker

Vlad Tenev remembers when people thought he was just a young joker. He said it out loud on the latest podcast. $VLAD is that line, minted on the chain he built.

Contract TBA — dropping soon

Exhibit A

The Tape

The latest podcast appearance. Skip to 12:13 — that's where he says it. Sound on.

Starts at 12:13
Young Joker portrait

Origin

Just a young joker

In his latest podcast appearance, Vlad Tenev looked back at the early days and remembered when people thought he was just a young joker.

The tape · 12:13

That's the whole coin. Not a whitepaper, not a committee — one line, said out loud, about the years when nobody took him seriously.

$VLAD is that line minted on the chain he built. A name people used as an insult, worn like a purple suit.

  • Straight from the source — he said it, we tickered it.
  • Native to the Robinhood chain. Where else.
  • Community-owned. The joke answers to nobody.

The Numbers

Vitals

No tricks up the sleeve. Look for yourself.

Ticker

$VLAD

One name. Say it twice in the mirror.

Chain

Robinhood

Native. Where the neon sign points.

Supply

TBA

Fixed at launch. No printer in the back room.

Tax

TBA

Buy, sell, laugh. Confirmed at launch.

Contract address TBA — dropping soon

Four steps

How to buy $VLAD

If you can order a coffee, you can do this.

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Set up a wallet that supports the Robinhood chain and back up your seed phrase somewhere the clown can't reach.

  2. 02

    Fund it

    Send the chain's native gas token to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees — jokes aren't free.

  3. 03

    Paste the contract

    Copy the $VLAD contract address from this page and paste it into your swap. Verify every character.

  4. 04

    Swap & smile

    Confirm the trade. Welcome to the circus — the good seats are up front.

Follow for the launch call

Only trust the contract address posted here and on @YoungJokerRH. Everything else is a costume.

Roadmap

Three acts

Every good joke has a setup, a turn, and a punchline.

Act I

The Setup

  • Fair launch on the Robinhood chain
  • Contract address published everywhere at once
  • First 1,000 clowns through the door
Act II

The Turn

  • Chart listings & trackers
  • Meme arsenal, stickers, and the tape everywhere
  • Community raids and a growing rap sheet
Act III

The Punchline

  • Exchange conversations
  • Collabs across the chain
  • The city finally learns to laugh

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